Occupation: Comedian Birth: June 25, 1961
My physique is down to 20 years of eating cheese..
Science seeks the truth. And it does not discriminate. For better or worse it finds things out. Science is humble. It knows what it knows and it know….
I love how people walk around with crucifixes, skullcaps, pointy hats, funny beards and then say 'you should keep your atheism to yourself.'.
Popularity and democracy aren't a judge, they're just stats..
Saying atheism is a belief system is like saying not going skiing is a hobby..
I get so sick of people asking: "What's your demographic?" Or: "Oh we've got to aim this at..." No, you have to aim it at you. You do the thing you w….
It's going to be a night of partying and heavy drinking. Or as Charlie Sheen calls it: Breakfast..
The service in L.A. is the best. You don't get sarcastic, surly, fed-up waiters and waitresses like you do in England. They're good at their job and ….
Most people sitting at home aren't cool, successful, witty Hollywood stars, but they all worry about what people think of them when they faux pas..
Hotel bars are pretty good. No one bothers me there. Restaurants are safe. People are quite respectful when you're eating. But what I never do now is….
If you're surrounded by idiots, you're the unpopular one and the odd one out because idiots don't like smart asses..
I had great memories of growing up in a working class estate. I remember it being sunny all the time. So we're putting that on screen. It's not peopl….
You now have the least amount of time you've ever had, to do everything you've ever wanted to do. Enjoy your life. You only get one.
I've been nominated four times, never won. And the whole world is going, `Why hasn't Winslet won one?' That's why I'm doing it. "Schindler's Bloody L….
Everything you do is autobiographical. Yeah, I grew up in a town called Redding and I had older brothers and sisters so it's all my memories of growi….
[As a kid] I did enjoy making people laugh but I was also attracted to funny people. I'm [still] quite happy to not be the one trying to make other p….
My greatest hero is Nelson Mandela. What a man. Incarcerated for 25 years, he was released in 1990 and he hasn't reoffended. I think he's going strai….
It breaks your heart when you throw something away, but it's what left that counts. It's like worrying about the bits of rock you have knocked off in….
Same-sex marriage is not a gay privilege, it's equal rights..
Blasphemy: a law to protect an all-powerful, supernatural deity from getting its feelings hurt..
Piracy doesn't kill music, boy bands do..