Just looking at all the faces here reminds me of some of the great work that was done this year . . . by cosmetic surgeons..

I think, as a comedian, the funniest you can be is with people you know, and [whom] you've known for years, in a pub. That's as funny as you get, and….

There's a difference between a job and a career - if you're the boss you don't stop at six o'clock, you have to worry about everything all the time..

I think the best advice I'd say to any actor when you do comedy is play it straight..

When someone thanks God, I don't get offended..

I've always dabbled. I've always nearly written a book, I've always tried painting, I've always tried to make something out of ideas, really. It was ….

Americans are brought up to believe they can grow up to be the president of the United States. Brits are told, It won't happen to you..

Atheism is the lack of belief in a god (or gods). It makes no claim. It merely rejects the claim that a god (or gods) exists. Nothing more..

I've never been insulted by hateful satanists for not believing in their devil. Only by loving Christians for not believing in their God..

You want to see the people you've sort of come to know and love, or love to hate, you want to see them develop in some way. And I hope people get sor….

I think everyone has the ability to be loved..

Funny bones, to me, are more important than funny lines. If a comedian is just not likable and doing the lines, you could read them yourself. Whereas….

That’s the other thing I learned that day, that the truth, however shocking or uncomfortable, in the end leads to liberation and dignity..

Someone asked me what three things I would save if my house was on fire. I said my cat, my salamander and one of the twins..

Just because you're offended, doesn't mean you're right..

When you think of things like The Sopranos, The Wire, Damages, they are beating film on a regular basis. Most films are terrible. It's only the 2% th….

I didn't have toys and bikes; I'd go out and pick up rocks. I was into science and nature. It was my first love. I was going to be a vet and a marine….

That's what life is, it's the small struggles. You walk down the street for half an hour, you see half an hour of drama. You don't need convoluted pl….

Spirituality really lost its way when it became a stick to beat people with: ‘Do this or you’ll burn in hell..

I've probably done the odd thing. I've probably done more than I would have done and some things you don't say no to. You don't say no to working wit….

If I do eat meat, it's got to be ethical. I want to know that it lived a great life before it was killed humanely..