Explore Quotes by Rob Corddry

People want other people to know that they share our sensibility even if they're not exactly sure what that sensibility is.

I touched an Oscar once. Friend of mine has one, for writing. As soon as I touched it, he said, Now you'll never win one.

I get all of my comedy from CNN.

The show is a satire, which gives us freedom to do anything we want. Satire is the magic word that wipes away any culpability. The media is jealous of this freedom.

It's like every day I'm born anew, without Jesus.

I was going out for absolutely everything that was in Backstage.

I remember saying in college that I would never do commercials.

I just want to do cool stuff.

This limited theatrical release was a nice little bonus that I never expected.

Why should I be feeling tension? It's The Daily Show.

Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out the next day.

If people see me in some sort of niche, then that's fine. As long as it's not The Naked Guy, I don't care.

I want to manufacture a feud.

I didn't really feel 100 percent comfortable until we started working on the 2004 election.

Wow. I am really pretentious.

I've got like a week and a half left, all bets are off.

Pat OBrien knows nothing. Hes on the Hell express.

The head writer loves that my character is a boor.

Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your jokes are going to make it on the air. So just answer my questions. Seriously.

You're encouraged to pitch your own story. That way, you'll have more control over what you do.

If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.