I just want to do cool stuff..

I've been an Apple guy since the mid 80's and that's when I was like, "Boy, you guys really got me here. I know exactly what you're doing, right down….

I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for, and therefore didn't want to take an ironic stance against him. It actually turned out to be….

I touched an Oscar once. Friend of mine has one, for writing. As soon as I touched it, he said, Now you'll never win one..

I really think of it - acting and writing and producing, whatever - as shipping. You gotta ship. Put the widget together in the easiest, quickest way….

I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my 16 years of schooling..

Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your jokes are going to make it on the air. So just answer my questions. ….

Anything that you can do a tiny bit of research about, I'll turn it into an obsession..

People want other people to know that they share our sensibility even if they're not exactly sure what that sensibility is..

Pat OBrien knows nothing. Hes on the Hell express..

The head writer loves that my character is a boor..

It looks like garbage, my ass. But trust me, you're lucky it's not full-frontal..

I have a wife and two daughters; people who depend on me. Everything is more important than it was when I was 20. But now I'm like, "Eh, I made it th….

I didn't hang any pictures in my office for a year because I thought that I would be jinxing myself and have to take them down the next day..

My mother was very, very Protestant. I grew up Presbyterian, and I went to church every Sunday until I was 18. I was forced to..

I like playing really super-intense, live-in-the-moment characters. It asks me to not phone it in. It's impossible to phone it in. Every American boy….

Why should I be feeling tension? It's The Daily Show..

It started off for me as just wanting to be an actor and sort of resenting in a weird way being expected to write as well as be a comedian and an imp….

You're encouraged to pitch your own story. That way, you'll have more control over what you do..

I am realizing how old I am 'cause I am meeting so many people that were born in the 80s, which is crazy to me that I was going through puberty and [….

I've got like a week and a half left, all bets are off..