Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out the next day..

Anything that you can do a tiny bit of research about, I'll turn it into an obsession..

I have to stay true to myself..

I was going out for absolutely everything that was in Backstage..

I want to manufacture a feud..

Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil..

Pat OBrien knows nothing. Hes on the Hell express..

Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your jokes are going to make it on the air. So just answer my questions. ….

The first year or so on The Daily Show is pretty intense in terms of travel. You're going to the worst places in the country, talking to the craziest….

I peed in my wife's boot once. On honeymoon, in Madrid, we were drinking absinthe and somehow made it back to our hotel. I don't remember a second of….

This limited theatrical release was a nice little bonus that I never expected..

I get all of my comedy from CNN..

I'd played a lot of best friends, and/or bad guys, which seems to be my lot in life. In romantic comedies there's always a best friend and the woman ….

The show is a satire, which gives us freedom to do anything we want. Satire is the magic word that wipes away any culpability. The media is jealous o….

If it's January, I'm dead in three hours. But in June, I'd be hungry, but I'd make it out. I'd find my way without a map or compass. I say that with ….

Stand-up is a real art form in itself and one that I really think to be good at you have to devote your entire life to. It's the really, really good ….

Anything would deserve a sequel if the right elements are there..

I really think of it - acting and writing and producing, whatever - as shipping. You gotta ship. Put the widget together in the easiest, quickest way….

I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for, and therefore didn't want to take an ironic stance against him. It actually turned out to be….

As a teenager, I was very much a people pleaser and that excludes being adventuresome at all. I was a Boy Scout though and so that's as adventuresome….

I've always wanted to be an actor. I didn't get into this game to be the best improviser in the world. I didn't choose improv as a stepping stone, it….