Explore Quotes by Rob Corddry

I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my 16 years of schooling.

I actually got the part. And I thought, Well, I'll do it for a while. I'll just quit if it's stupid.

Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil.

I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was literally like retards employing retards.

I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for, and therefore didn't want to take an ironic stance against him. It actually turned out to be a really funny piece.

Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show.

I didn't hang any pictures in my office for a year because I thought that I would be jinxing myself and have to take them down the next day.

The first year or so on The Daily Show is pretty intense in terms of travel. You're going to the worst places in the country, talking to the craziest people in the world.