Daughters can spend ten percent more than a man can make in any usual occupation. That’s a law of nature, to be known henceforth as ‘Harshaw’s Law..

Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat..

I counted to ten slowly, using binary notation..

...I am opposed to all attempts to license or restrict the arming of individuals... I consider such laws a violation of civil liberty, subversive of ….

Little girls, like butterflies, need no excuse..

Evolution is a process that never stops. Baboons who fail to exhibit moral behavior do not survive; they wind up as meat for leopards..

The nice thing about citing god as an authority is that you can prove anything you set out to prove..

'Savage' describes a cultural condition, not a degree of intelligence..

Please don't invent a debt that does not exist, or next you will be trying to feel gratitude - and that is the treacherous first step toward complete….

The intelligent fights only when he must and never for sport..

He never gave up his search for the Door into Summer..

A slave cannot be freed, save he do it himself. Nor can you enslave a free man; the very most you can do is kill him!.

Brainpower is the scarcest commodity and the only one of real value..

Logic is a feeble reed, friend..

Was there ever a time when the majority was right?.

There are no dangerous weapons; there are only dangerous men..

Once upon a time there was a Martian named Valentine Michael Smith..

Every time we killed a thousand Bugs at a cost of one M.I. it was a net victory for the Bugs. We were learning, expensively, just how efficient a tot….

The two highest achievements of the human mind are the twin concepts of "loyalty" and "duty". Whenever these twin concepts fall into disrepute, get o….

The first principle of freedom is the right to go to hell in your own handbasket..

Men rarely if ever dream up a god superior to themselves. Most gods have the manners and morals of a spoiled child..