Don't explain computers to laymen. Simpler to explain sex to a virgin..

History does not record anywhere at any time a religion that has any rational basis. Religion is a crutch for people not strong enough to stand up to….

It is better to copulate than never..

Anyone can see a forest fire. Skill lies in sniffing the first smoke..

The whole principle (censorship) is wrong; it's like demanding that grown men live on skim milk because the baby can't eat steak..

I do know that the slickest way to lie is to tell the right amount of truth--then shut up..

...more than six people cannot agree on anything, three is better and one is perfect for a job that one can do. This is why parliamentary bodies all ….

Never crowd youngsters about their private affairs - sex especially..

When you vote, you are exercising political authority, you're using force. And force, my friends, is violence. The supreme authority from which all o….

Each generation thinks it invented sex; each generation is totally mistaken. Anything along that line today was commonplace both in Pompeii and in Vi….

Never encourage a man to cook breakfast; it cause him to wonder if women are necessary..

Certainly the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you; if you don't bet you can't win..

The correct way to punctuate a sentence that states: "Of course it is none of my business, but -- " is to place a period after the word "but." Don't ….

I've found out why people laugh. They laugh because it hurts so much . . . because it's the only thing that'll make it stop hurting..

The more you love, the more you can love--and the more intensely you love. Nor is there any limit on how many you can love. If a person had time enou….

I've found out why people laugh. They laugh because it hurts- because it's the only thing that'll make it stop hurting... I had been told that a 'fun….

The way to find justice is to deal fairly with other people and not worry about how they deal with you..

Do this. Don't do that. Stay back in line. Where's tax receipt? Fill out form. Let's see license. Submit six copies. Exit only. No left turn. No righ….

Under our system every voter and officeholder is a man who has demonstrated through voluntary and difficult service that he places the welfare of the….

Consider the black widow spider. It's a timid little beastie, useful and, for my taste, the prettiest of the arachnids, with its shiny, patent-leathe….

I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them..