As a man, I've learned that there is nothing easier in married life than pleasing your wife with your cooking..

To accept reality is only to encourage it..

I am not your dog, but if every time you saw me, you gave me a backrub, I would run to greet you, too..

Just as important as having a list of priorities is every once in a while starting from the bottom..

The clash between child and adult is never as stubborn as when the child within us confronts the adult in our child..

I believe in animal rights, and high among them is the right to the gentle stroke of a human hand..

As a general guideline, never marry anyone that you can't picture helping you go to the bathroom..

A blogger is an average person who happens to have a need to count his friends every half hour..

That portion of reality that can be composed within a frame can be understood..

As a job seeker, remember this: You only lack experience if they want it done the same old way..

There was never a wise saying that couldn't be made wiser by adding the words, "and vice-versa..

One thing you learn in a long marriage is how many sneezes to wait before saying, "Bless you..

I complain that the years fly past, but then I look in a mirror and see that very few of them actually got past..

Wealth and wisdom are seldom combined, for the person who achieves one no longer desires the other..

Shall I redirect my life's journey because down some side road might be some trifle I'm entitled to?.

Always when judging Who people are, Remember to footnote The words "So far..

If you aren't sure who you are, you might as well work on who you want to be..

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie..

Optimist: someone who isn't sure whether life is a tragedy or a comedy but is tickled silly just to be in the play..

As you seek new opportunity, keep in mind that the sun does not usually reappear on the horizon where last seen..

There is no expert on what happiness is but many on what it might have been..