You spend the first two-thirds of your life asking to be left alone and the last third not having to ask..

I am not certain of the hereafter. Frankly, I'm not all that certain of the here..

The human species is made up of seven billion subspecies each consisting of one specimen..

Perhaps I have lived my life to excess, but know what — if I had it to do over again, I would overdo it again..

Dare to be imperfect and one day there will tug at your sleeve a soulmate..

The secret to happiness is to put the burden of proof on unhappiness..

Life is short, God's way of encouraging a bit of focus..

Often what we take for a kindness is just someone acting in their capacity as a human being..

I suppose I will die never knowing what pumpkin pie tastes like when you have room for it..

There have been days when I sought respite from my life, only to find myself calling every hour to check on it..

No matter what you do in life, a part of you still sits at a curbside, still hearing the drumbeat of a distant parade, still waiting for it to turn t….

You don't realize how little accuracy there is in network TV reporting until they cover a story in your hometown..

In childhood, we yearn to be grown-ups. In old age, we yearn to be kids. It just seems that all would be wonderful if we didn't have to celebrate our….

Sometimes I think my life would make a great TV movie. It even has the part where they say, "Stand by. We are experiencing temporary difficulties..

You never have a friend all figured out. Just when you think you know what makes them tick, they tock..

Here is the basic question: Are we marionettes, or are we creatures of free will who just happen to have a lot of jerky reflexes?.

The object of most prayers is to wangle an advance on good intentions..

Know thyself, especially thyself after a couple of drinks..

Charisma is not just saying hello. It's dropping what you're doing to say hello..

Those who avoid the tough choices of life, live a life they never chose..

It comes down to whether you believe in seven miraculous escapes a week or one guardian angel..