One can only imagine how effective justice might be if admissible in a court of law..

I'm discovering that everybody is a closet quotesmith. Just give them a chance..

I've learned never to be surprised if what must inevitably happen happens right now..

If I choose abstraction over reality, it is because I consider it the lesser chaos..

The problem with putting off things you've always wanted to do is that eventually you run out of always..

The trouble with not being into social networking is that people think you're anti-social when you're only anti-networking..

People ask how I think up my thoughts. Mostly I think them up while reading Paul Simon's lyrics..

To stretch the truth is to tell a lie..

If you knew that hope and despair were paths to the same destination, which would you choose?.

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single happy delusion that it can be done without a stop-over..

God sends the dawn that we might see the might-have-beens that still might be..

We lack resolve and blame fate, mistaking the drift for the tides..

If you understand compound interest, you basically understand the universe..

Sometimes I wonder — if I were drop-dead handsome, and every woman I met actually dropped dead, would I ever get tired of it?.

Inner beauty, too, needs occasionally to be told it is beautiful..

Sometimes in tragedy we find our life's purpose - the eye sheds a tear to find its focus..

One of life's regrets is that you didn't always tell the truth, and now it's too late, because the truth has changed..

First God created time; then God created man that man might, in the course of time, perfect himself; then God decided that He'd better create eternit….

Man will have replicated his own intelligence not when he teaches a computer to reason but when he teaches a computer to have a nagging feeling in it….

Sometimes in life we blow things out of proportion because proportion is so dull..

You can as easily love without trusting as you can hug without embracing..