I was 29 and I really fell in love, I think, for the first time. I was vulnerable in a way I didn't think I could be..

Anybody that you put on TV five hours a week is at some point is going to say something stupid..

My job is mostly to entertain and be funny..

I don't think America knows what a gay parent looks like. I am the gay parent. America has watched me parent my children on TV for six years. They kn….

I think there's no way they should have to teach [math] now. We have computers. We no longer need to know why 3x = 2y/4..

President Bush almost killed me..

"Marriage" is an internationally recognized word that says we are committed as a couple and are responsible for each other and any children that we h….

Fame stole my yellow. Yellow is the color you get when you're real and brutally honest. Yellow is with my kids[...]The bundle of bright yellow warmin….

I do believe it is the first time in history that fire has ever melted steel. I do believe that it defies physics for the World Trade Center Tower Se….

The hope for me going back into television - after doing what will have been two years of radio - is to bring that authenticity with me. And, to not ….

I believe that God has a plan, and it's your job to show up with an open heart..

There are some heterosexuals that have heterosexual behavior that is appalling sexually, that is deviant and bad and not really moral and Christ-like….

I don't want only a career..

I went to seven colleges. I was a professional transfer student. I had to drop out 'cause I couldn't see out the back window..

Part of the reason why I've never said that I was gay until now was because I didn't want that adjective assigned to my name for all of eternity. You….

Well, you know, they use those words so that they can scare people "terror" and "cell.".

Mass adulation from the multitudes does not penetrate your soul or your core..

I took in a foster kid that I wanted to adopt in the state where I live, and I pay taxes, said to me, based on not your morality, not on how good you….

When I started out, some women comics were jealous of other women comics, thinking, "If she gets "The Tonight Show," I can't." My philosophy always w….

I think the promise of fame and what it holds to you as a child and dreaming of it is not what it is. What it is, I'm not complaining about, but it's….

I don't like to go to premieres or openings. I don't like to have to put on makeup..