As a result of the [9/11] attack and the killing of nearly 3,000 innocent people, we invaded two countries and killed innocent people in their countr….

The words of musicals were the moral codes that I lived by. I found meaning and messages in musicals that I didn't find in churches or school books a….

Christianity is just as threatening as radical Islam in a country like America....

I think that that's always been a real talent of mine is to be able to spot somebody who has that thing that is so non-definable, that thing that I w….

The teachers in America need to be applauded every day because they save the lives of kids!.

I'd rather sink with my own vision than float with somebody else's..

Why do you think people don't think that homosexual parents are good? You don't know what a homosexual family looks like. I will be the role model fo….

It's hard to find a reason that is not environmentally centered, that [doesn't have] something to do with global warming or what the planet is going ….

You should be able to tell your child, "This is an actor. And she's older than Mommy!".

The equality that we are all entitled to, as citizens of this democracy, can't be avoided by some religious dogma of a President who's is supposed to….

I think Democracy is threatened in a way it hasn't been in two hundred years, and if America doesn't stand up, we're in big trouble..

I think that the reason for my success is that I am really not aspirational. I am inspirational in that the people at home feel like they can really ….

I act irrationally, I defy the odds, I engage when others would run. I look for trouble, I seek chaos, it is a burden..

I am one of the haunted..

I just want to say something. 655,000 Iraqi civilians are dead. Who are the terrorists?.

I think there should be a law - and I know this is extreme - that no one can have a gun in the U.S. If you have a gun, you go to jail. Only the pol….

I don't think it negates your skills as a parent if you're homosexual..

I'd always admired writers. I'd always loved words on a page. Somehow, words seemed to bypass image and get straight to the heart of things. Somehow,….

I'd love to be a dead body in the emergency room and have George Clooney go, 'This one's gone!' while he puts a sheet on me..

I think life is easier if you're straight..

My life goal is not to ruin anyone's existence. I'm a comic..