I'm a misplaced American, but don't know where I was misplaced.

College athletes used to get a degree in bringing your pencil..

Being a mother is hard and it wasn't a subject I ever studied..

My whole career has been an act of revenge..

My ultimate fantasy is to entice a man to my bedroom, put a gun to his head and say, 'Make babies or die'..

Some interviewees you make friends with and some you don't..

I knew nothing about football, then someone showed me a film of Petit and I realised how interesting the game could be. He is divine. When I met him ….

I'm lucky not to have a nine-to-five job..

I have to keep reminding myself that I am their mother. Sometimes we are sitting at home and I feel like we are waiting for our mom to come home..

How come every other organ in your body can get sick and you get sympathy, except the brain?.

By the time dessert arrives I am usually so drunk, I can't remember what I'm serving..