Occupation: Comedian Birth: June 4, 1975
When I first became famous in the United Kingdom it was helpful because it meant there wasn't a spite of 'this bloke's a drug addict,' 'this bloke f*….
If you're a drug addict, often you're stealing - I've gotten done for shoplifting a few times..
If you strip away self-effacement, charm and the spirit of mischief-qualities that make determination and ambition tolerable- you're left with a righ….
No one shuts their laptop after looking at pornography and says, 'What a productive time I just spent connecting with the world!'.
The only Revolution that can really change the world is the one in your own consciousness, and mine has already begun..
There's an interconnectivity between what's in the consciousness of cat and what's in the consciousness of us..
I'm buying things for people I don't even know. I'm like Willy Wonka, but more manipulative. Imagine if Willy Wonka had a devious goal..
Even as a junkie I stayed true [to vegetarianism] - 'I shall have heroin, but I shan't have a hamburger.' What a sexy little paradox..
People do this a lot. They don't seem to realise that the future is just like now, but in a little while, so they say they're going to do things in a….
... And drinking neat liquor from the bottle, with all my long hair and my shirt undone and my beads, not so much the lizard king, more a gecko duche….
I don't see why someone should lose their life just so you can have a snack..
I say us - obviously I don't vote as I believe democracy is a pointless spectacle where we choose between two indistinguishable political parties, ne….
Rebel children, I urge you, fight the turgid slick of conformity with which they seek to smother your glory..
Socialism isn't a dirty word; it just means sharing. Really, it's just the bureaucratic arm of Christianity..
Then, of course, through the umbilical link we all tumble backwards down the spiralling DNA staircase to one common ancestor in Africa, and before th….
The need to find out what will happen if I don't relent or moderate my actions has been a constant source of difficulty and discomfort in my life..
It's no wonder Bob Geldof knows so much about famine - he's been dining out on I Don't Like Mondays for 30 years..
I'm famous now. But now that I've got fame and some of the other things I thought would make me happy - it ain't worked.
Where those two energies [male and female energies] intersect, all creativity is possible. We already have divine creative energy within us. And what….
Sometimes when we're incensed by the rancid tide of injustice, the impulse is to attack. We must avoid this. We have learned that violence as a means….
On respect for the Queen: When I lick a stamp I always do it with my eyes closed..