Occupation: Comedian Birth: June 4, 1975
When I was poor and I complained about inequality they said I was bitter. Now I'm rich and I complain about inequality they say I'm a hypocrite. I'm ….
Normally, I'm good at first dates, 'cause that's the only date I ever have, so I know how to control it and be confident..
I really love to be with people. It's nice, that. To have achieved sudden intimacy with strangers is perhaps the most human thing you can do. We all ….
I get fixated when I'm bleeding -- I can see why they went in for blood-letting in the medieval times because it makes you feel a bit better. When I ….
People don't throw your bags out of windows because of lies; they throw them out because of the truth..
We continue to be spilled on by consumerism even though we know it doesn't make us happy..
What I might do is watch Mrs Doubtfire. Or Dead Poets Society or Good Will Hunting and I might be nice to people, mindful today how fragile we all ar….
How long is it polite to continue to be interested in what someone says after they reveal they've got a boyfriend?.
In England, we have such good manners that if someone says something impolite, the police will get involved..
What it felt to me was like the dissolution of my idea of myself. I felt like separateness evaporated. I felt this tremendous sense of oneness. I'm q….
I keep hearing in my head "you are the Messiah, you are the Messiah." I think there's something wrong with my headphones..
The only systems we can afford to employ are those that rationally serve the planet first, then all humanity. Not out of some woolly, bullshit tree-h….
I enjoyed having a reputation as being wild, but these days I try not to worry about what people think in the privacy of their own brain or what they….
I know that's the sort of thing people say and I really hate it when people say the sort of things people say. I always think, 'You don't mean that, ….
I used to binge-eat and make myself throw up. I was a fat kid. Obviously I didn't quite master the bulimia..
People have always said, are you gay? I've had a lot of that. But it's just not in me. I really like women a lot; I'm repulsed by men sexually..
I really, really love children and I think probably among children is when I feel mostly berated. It's not like I feel like oh, there's some children….
If you're a drug addict, then you've always got drugs, so you're a criminal. So you're gonna get into problems..
Everyone has their own mantra..
Since Steve Jobs died I cannot bear to see anyone use an iPhone irreverently, what I did was a tribute to his memory..
You can’t absolutely make everything the way you want it to be in life. Sometimes thing are just different and then you to just move with that and tr….