Occupation: Comedian Birth: June 4, 1975
Imagine the wisdom to be passed down from the classical Buddhist texts..
I don't know if this is the kind of retrospective analysis that people are fond of applying to their work or actions, but it feels like I knew I was ….
It's difficult to believe in yourself because the idea of self is an artificial construction. You are, in fact, part of the glorious oneness of the u….
Of all the consumer products, chewing gum is perhaps the most ridiculous: it literally has no nourishment – you just chew it to give yourself somethi….
What should happen is a little voice in your head, like Jimmy Cricket in Pinocchio, will go 'But Russell, that bird, that's a creature like you, if y….
Murderers! Stop murdering. Everyone will die eventually. Just sit down and be patient..
We all need something to help us unwind at the end of the day. You might have a glass of wine, or a joint, or a big delicious blob of heroin to silen….
To this day, I feel a fierce warmth for women that have the same disregard for the social conventions of sexual protocol as I do. I love it when I me….
A buddy of mine was addicted to heroin and he told me that people who say quitting cigarettes is harder than quitting heroin are wrong..
Strength does not have to be belligerent and loud..
You're a musician, it is important that you suffer!.
I'll not be changing, but America will..
If your body is 90% water what have you got to drink water all the time for? Why can't you just have some crisps?.
Nigel Farage and Sean Hannity is like a super group of idiots..
The bad-boy label is just an assumption..
I've never had a sustained period of medication for mental illness when I've not been on other drugs as well. It's just not something that I particul….
Every moment is a fresh new beginning... a wonderful inauguration of the great cosmic journey through the Universe. We can do whatever we want. We ca….
Say I feel all sad and self-indulgent, then get stung by a wasp, my misery feels quite abstract and I long just to be in spiritual pain once more - '….
Im happy to be a part of the conversation, if more young people are talking about fracking instead of twerking were heading in the right direction. T….
Thus another friendship was dashed on the cruel rocks amid the storm of my self-destruction..
It doesn't matter how many pairs of shoes you have, how many cars you have, etc.... It's all utterly meaningless and yet we continue to pursue this. ….