Occupation: Comedian Birth: June 4, 1975
Love is the one thing we're capable of perceiving that transcends time and space..
Apathy is a rational reaction to a system that no longer represents, hears or addresses the vast majority of people..
People don't realize that the future is just now, but later..
Honesty has always been an integral part of my operation, really..
I have never voted. Like most people I am utterly disenchanted by politics. Like most people I regard politicians as frauds and liars and the current….
The right to free speech is important but it isn't as important as 'we're all human beings together, let's find solutions together.'.
Tumbling into a dark, Lewis Carroll labyrinth of filth, pursuing a white rabbit of smut!.
If you have no brothers and sisters it defines you for life; even when you're thirty you refer to yourself as an only child..
My mate Karl once told me he’d been looking after this five-year-old boy who – not knowing enough to have an ironic inflection to his words – said, ‘….
I also quite like to be recognized by children; I find it sweet..
The economy is just a metaphorical device, it’s not real. That's why it's got the word con in it..
For me happiness occurs arbitrarily: a moment of eye contact on a bus, where all at once you fall in love; or a frozen second in a park where it's en….
And while we're on the subject of ducks, which we plainly are, the story, 'The Ugly Duckling' ought be banned as the central character wasn't a duckl….
I don't get my authority from this preexisting paradigm which is quite narrow and only serves a few people. I look elsewhere for alternatives that mi….
When it comes to your career, you must always try and allow the positive aspects of your character to dictate what happens to you. Be led by your tal….
It was crushingly disappointing as a fan of The Simpsons to discover that it's just you in a room speaking into a microphone. I thought I was going t….
I've come off heroin twice, and the worst part is laying in bed kicking and not being able to keep still. The physical withdrawal doesn't last that l….
Life’s never a postcard of life, is it? It never feels like how you’d want it to look..
The priority of any addict is to anaesthetise the pain of living to ease the passage of day with some purchased relief..
All we can do is adapt the way we view this condition, not as a crime or a romantic affectation but as a disease that will kill. We need to review th….
It doesn't take an incredible manner of analysis to reveal that our primary desires are incessantly stimulated to keep us basic consumers..