Occupation: Comedian Birth: June 4, 1975
I enjoyed having a reputation as being wild, but these days I try not to worry about what people think in the privacy of their own brain or what they….
What was alien was being ordinary, being humdrum, being trapped into appeasing...having to crush and stifle my opinions, not being allowed to be bril….
I think, you're not blagging me on this ridiculous journey, with this bit of paper. I think if you want to change things, it's not with an X on a pie….
Honesty has always been an integral part of my operation, really..
Surfing should be called "foam-choking" or "sea stabbing..
People don't throw your bags out of windows because of lies; they throw them out because of the truth..
And while we're on the subject of ducks, which we plainly are, the story, 'The Ugly Duckling' ought be banned as the central character wasn't a duckl….
The only systems we can afford to employ are those that rationally serve the planet first, then all humanity. Not out of some woolly, bullshit tree-h….
Even in name, he seems like a Victorian oddity. "Igor, fetch 'the Crouch' from the catacombs, we're going to the graveyard"..
It was crushingly disappointing as a fan of The Simpsons to discover that it's just you in a room speaking into a microphone. I thought I was going t….
I don't get my authority from this preexisting paradigm which is quite narrow and only serves a few people. I look elsewhere for alternatives that mi….
Life’s never a postcard of life, is it? It never feels like how you’d want it to look..
I keep hearing in my head "you are the Messiah, you are the Messiah." I think there's something wrong with my headphones..
I've always been a 'your parents have got to come up to the school' type of person. Even now, when I do something wrong - if I say something inapprop….
I've come off heroin twice, and the worst part is laying in bed kicking and not being able to keep still. The physical withdrawal doesn't last that l….
I know that's the sort of thing people say and I really hate it when people say the sort of things people say. I always think, 'You don't mean that, ….
Have you considered that the Bible, like all religious doctrine, may be allegorical and symbolic, to direct us toward one holy entity of love, as opp….
For me happiness occurs arbitrarily: a moment of eye contact on a bus, where all at once you fall in love; or a frozen second in a park where it's en….
The right to free speech is important but it isn't as important as 'we're all human beings together, let's find solutions together.'.
I really love to be with people. It's nice, that. To have achieved sudden intimacy with strangers is perhaps the most human thing you can do. We all ….
As a person I'm a little more doubtful, introspective and analytical..