I don't make the stereotypes, I just see them..

I don't need Hollywood. With or without them, I'll be fine. But I'll admit it would be nice to have them on board..

I don't want to be a part of any Bollywood movie..

No matter where you are, the root of you is designed from a young age. So if my confidence was taken as a child, you can gain back a lot of the confi….

I would get bullied a lot. You know, it was the '70s and '80s, so it was a lot of racism back then towards Indian people. And it wasn't actual hatred….

My guiltiest pleasure in life is 'America's Funniest Home Videos.' I watch them all - old, new - I don't care. Despite how bad the writing is on the ….

Terrorists hate Americans. Indians hate each other. A terrorist will blow up an airport. Indians like to work at the airport. That would be counter-p….

If you're politically correct, chances are you're not coming to one of my shows. I get to go onstage and say things that everybody thinks all the tim….

Self-worth and financial worth become indistinguishable..

This is our most dangerous addiction - our addiction to things. For it is this addiction that underlies the materialism of our age. And nowhere is th….

From the moment we are born our culture encourages us to believe that outer well-being is the source of inner fulfillment ... Wherever we turn the pr….

Who I am on stage is just an amped up version of who I am in real life..

I will never stop doing stand-up; that's my career, but I will do movies in Hollywood..

I think a lot of people mistake my confidence on stage for cockiness in real life, and that's actually farthest from the truth. When I'm on stage I'm….

Im a hip-hop guy, and the first time I heard Eminem was in 96. He was on a record with Shabban Siddiq. I was like, Who is this guy? Hes dope! First a….

Comedians are - at the end of the day, we're just a bunch of people that lack a little bit of - we're very insecure, and we want to be loved and like….

The self-talk of the ego-mind is so busy describing what is happening, judging whether it is good or bad for us, and telling us what we should think ….

If you look good, you can act in a Bollywood movie, you don't have to be able to act; and Aishwarya Rai is a great example of this. She is a beautifu….

People always say 'You do racial comedy.' And I don't, exactly. I do cultural comedy. Because race and culture are two different things. There's blac….

My humour comes from acknowledging different communities. That's what my fans are responding to - they know that I 'get it.' I understand them. I tak….

I talk about race and culture, and that's what my fans respond to. If you grew up in an environment where race and culture were never an issue for yo….