Occupation: Satirist Birth: May 13, 1964
I cannot stand people who disagree with me on the issue of Roe v. Wade... which I believe is about the proper way to cross a lake..
They say the only people who tell the truth are drunkards and children. Guess which one I am..
Sixty eight percent of Republicans don't believe in evolution. On the other hand, only five percent of monkeys believe in Republicans..
In God's eyes all children are beautiful but here on earth we have higher standards..