My character is self-important, poorly informed, well-intentioned but an idiot. So we said, `Let's give him a promotion.'
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Make no mistake: I love women. I'm married to one, I was birthed by one, and I played one in my high school production of 'Romeo and Juliet.' No one else could fit into the bodice.
Interpretation
What this quote means
The quote humorously expresses deep appreciation and love for women through personal experiences.
In this quote, Stephen Colbert humorously emphasizes his love for women by highlighting his personal connections to them, such as being married to one and being born by one. The comedic touch with the reference to playing a female role in a school production further underlines his affection and respect, showing that his appreciation is both genuine and playful.
Themes
LoveWomenAppreciationHumorPersonalRespect
In practice
Example use cases
Using this quote at a celebration of women's day to emphasize the importance of women in our lives.
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