Your fantasies are unlikely. But beautiful..

I stopped showering ever since I realized water causes people to drown. I cannot risk being so close to something that can murder me. Do you let kill….

The allegations of me being a pedophile are spurious, at best. However I will admit that taking my knickers off in the park and having an Easter Egg ….

I don't know why people called me Tom. My name is THUMB..

If I had one wish I'd wish for a million wishes because I am clever..

If I could be any animal I would be a pony because then I could have sex with ponies..

Isn't it strange how someone can be both human and divine at the same time? I am referring, of course, to myself..

I'm horrified of leprechauns. I'm horrified that I might be leprechauns..

Metaphorically I am made of chairs. It's a metaphor though. That means I am not actually made of the chairs..

I am all the days that you choose to ignore..

When people ask me for an autograph I usually ask for a pen and then stab them with it..

I think artists can influence only through making music that challenges people, excites them and flips them out. Music that repeats what you know in ….

Yeah, after making Pablo Honey, we started experimenting with cloning myself in order to double the band's creative energy. However, the experiment w….

I can't wait to die so I can be a skeleton and play my chest like a xylophone..

There's the beautiful people and then there's the rest of us..

Sonic the hedgehog is a beautiful statement on capitalism. You spend your whole life collecting yellow rings and then hit one spike and lose them all….

Amnesiac was written to make fun of senior citizens with alzheimers. I hate them and I wish they'd die..

I think the most important thing about music is the sense of escape..

People sometimes say we take things too seriously, but it's the only way you'll get anywhere..

I want to be alone and I want people to notice me — both at the same time..

The society, is, a dishwasher, where all the water, is, dead chipmunk blood. God I'm brilliant..