A policeman stopped me and said: Would you please blow into this bag, sir? I said: What for, officer? He said: My chips are too hot..

So I went to the Doctor's yesterday. He said, "What appears to be the problem?" I said, "I keep having this dream, night after night, beautiful girls….

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find any..

Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself..