Basically ... out of all the ridiculous religion stories which are greatly, wonderfully ridiculous—the silliest one I've ever heard is, 'Yeah ... the….

Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in womb?.

Hippies, hippies... they want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and play frisbee!.

Any job is a job. If you have to be doing something, then you're probably not enjoying it..