Occupation: Comedian Birth: January 3, 1909 Death: December 23, 2000
The first piano was built long after they didn't have any at all..
Laughter is the closest distance between two people..
Always remember to forget the things that made you sad, but never forget to remember the things that made you glad..
I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all year..