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A drama critic is a person who surprises the playwright by informing him what he meant.
The first hundred years are the hardest.
Popularity is exhausting. The life of the party almost always winds up in a corner with an overcoat over him.
In the battle of existence, Talent is the punch; Tact is the clever footwork.
To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it.
To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.
There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless.
A slave has but one master. An ambition man, has as many as there are people who helped him get his fortune.
All anger is not sinful, because some degree of it, and on some occasions, is inevitable. But it becomes sinful and contradicts the rule of Scripture when it is conceived upon slight and inadequate provocation, and when it continues long.
I'd rather know a square guy than own a square mile.
The most efficient water power in the world - women's tears.
I hate careless flattery, the kind that exhausts you in your efforts to believe it.
Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way down.
Count 10 over him - he'll get up
What feeling is so nice as a child's hand in yours? So small, so soft and warm, like a kitten huddling in the shelter of your clasp.
The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more.
You're a mouse studying to be a rat.
He's the only man I ever knew who had rubber pockets so he could steal soup.
Failure has gone to his head.
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