Weather is a literary specialty, and no untrained hand can turn out a good article on it

The easy part of being an artist is figuring out the message that everyone else is ready to hear. The hard part is waiting for the proper lull to make the announcement.

You can't reason with your heart; it has its own laws, and thumps about things which the intellect scorns.

To be good is noble; but to show others how to be good is nobler and no trouble.

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.

In Paris they just simply opened their eyes and stared when we spoke to them in French! We never did succeed in making those idiots understand their own language.