A Chihuahua. They're good. If you lose one, just empty out your purse.

- Jean Carroll

[On her husband:] The other day he woke up with a headache. I felt sorry for him. I would like to help him but I can't. I told him so many times. Whe…

- Jean Carroll

I used to do that routine about my daughter being a hippy with the dirty sneakers and dirty blue jeans, but why a beard? And you know people would ac…

- Jean Carroll

The thing that attracted me to my husband was his pride. I'll never forget the first time I saw him, standing up on a hill, his hair blowing in the b…

- Jean Carroll