No brain is stronger than its weakest think.

- Thomas Lansing Masson

There is no man so low down that the cure for his condition does not lie strictly within himself.

- Thomas Lansing Masson

Sense of humor: A thread of illuminated intelligence that links two opposite ideas.

- Thomas Lansing Masson

Some girls never know what they are going to do from one husband to another.

- Thomas Lansing Masson

It must be a hard life to be the child of a psychologist.

- Thomas Lansing Masson

A senior always feels like the university is going to the kids.

- Thomas Lansing Masson

A mind is as strong as its weakest think.

- Thomas Lansing Masson

Prohibition may be a disputed theory, but none can say that it doesn't hold water.

- Thomas Lansing Masson

Think of what would happen to us... if there were no humorists; life would be one long Congressional Record.

- Thomas Lansing Masson