As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands, one for helping yourself, the other for helping others.
Audrey HepburnRead
Actually, depravity can be terribly boring if you don't smoke or drink.
Interpretation
The quote suggests that a life of indulgence without excitement can feel dull.
Audrey Hepburn's quote humorously highlights the idea that depravity, often associated with excess like smoking and drinking, lacks vibrancy and can lead to boredom if those particular vices are not indulged. This reflects a deeper commentary on the nature of vice and pleasure—implying that without the thrill of such behaviors, life can feel mundane regardless of the moral implications of those actions.
In practice
Opening a discussion on the consequences of excess at a party.
As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands, one for helping yourself, the other for helping others.
If I'm honest I have to tell you I still read fairy-tales and I like them best of all.
True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul.
On the one hand maybe I’ve remained infantile, while on the other I matured quickly, because at a young age I was very aware of suffering and fear.
This is what you do on your very first day in Paris. You get yourself, not a drizzle, but some honest-to-goodness rain, and you find yourself someone really nice and drive her through the Bois de Boulogne in a taxi. The rain's very important. That's when Paris smells its sweetest. It's the damp chestnut trees.
I speak for those children who cannot speak for themselves, children who have absolutely nothing but their courage and their smiles, their wits and their dreams.
I've seen racism in my audiences. For example, I've seen people laugh at every other group, but then clam up when it comes to their community. You can't laugh at everyone else and then not laugh at yourself. You shouldn't be at my show if you can't laugh at yourself.
Housework, if you do it right, will kill you.
In 27 years doing this, I've seen a handful of truly great, masterful standup sets. One was Tig Notaro last night at Largo.
Superman don't need no seat belt.
No sinner is ever saved after the first twenty minutes of a sermon.
If my mother hadn't laughed at the funny things I did, I probably wouldn't be a comic actor. After she had her first heart attack, the doctor said, 'Try to make her laugh.' And that was the first time I tried to make anyone laugh.
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