I know a good many men of great learning-that is, men born with an extraordinary eagerness and capacity to acquire knowledge. One and all, they tell me that they can't recall learning anything of any value in school. All that schoolmasters managed to accomplish with them was to test and determine the amount of knowledge that they had already acquired independently-and not infrequently the determination was made clumsily and inaccurately.
All [zoos] actually offer to the public in return for the taxes spent upon them is a form of idle and witless amusement, compared to which a visit to a penitentiary, or even to a State legislature in session, is informing, stimulating and ennobling.
Interpretation
What this quote means
Mencken critiques zoos as mere superficial entertainment compared to more enriching experiences.
H. L. Mencken's quote suggests that zoos provide only mindless amusement to visitors, which pales in comparison to the educational and stimulating experiences offered by places like penitentiaries or state legislatures. He points out that while zoos are funded by taxpayers and may seem entertaining, they do not contribute to the intellectual or moral elevation of society in the same way that more serious institutions can.
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Example use cases
During a discussion on the importance of educational institutions, one might quote Mencken to emphasize the value of intellectual experiences over mere entertainment.
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