Sometimes there is nothing you can do, and in those times, you must do something anyway.

- Garrison Keillor

Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough.

- Garrison Keillor

The party of Lincoln and Liberty was transmogrified into the party of hairy-backed swamp developers and corporate shills, faith-based economists, fun…

- Garrison Keillor

Some luck lies in not getting what you thought you wanted but getting what you have, which once you have got it you may be smart enough to see is wha…

- Garrison Keillor

A person cannot coast along in old destructive habits year after year and accept whatever comes along. A person must stand up on her own two legs and…

- Garrison Keillor

Bravery and adventure! That's the ticket! Don't sit and gather moss. Get up, get out, do what you dream of doing, and if it doesn't work, it doesn't …

- Garrison Keillor

Your life is a work of art, and in the end, the underlying theme of great art is bravery and hope and love.

- Garrison Keillor

We are great mysteries. No matter what we imagine we may know, even for all the facts we might gather, we don't know each other. Never do, probably n…

- Garrison Keillor

A cruise ship is a floating town of lazy people.

- Garrison Keillor