ARMOR, n. The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith.
Interpretation
The quote humorously defines armor as clothing created by a blacksmith, suggesting that it lacks the finesse of a tailor's work.
Ambrose Bierce's quote playfully highlights the contrast between the craftsmanship of a tailor and that of a blacksmith, using armor as a metaphor for something that is functional but lacks elegance. The humor stems from the implication that armor, while protective, is not the refined garment one would expect from a skilled tailor, thus invoking a humorous visual and commentary on societal perceptions of strength versus style.
In practice
In a light-hearted conversation about fashion choices during a historical reenactment.
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I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract.
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The secret to humor is surprise.
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