The first duty of a revolutionist is to get away with it. The second duty is to eat breakfast. I ain't going.

- Abbie Hoffman

Avoid all needle drugs, the only dope worth shooting is Richard Nixon.

- Abbie Hoffman

You are talking to a leftist. I believe in the redistribution of wealth and power in the world. I believe in universal hospital care for everyone. I …

- Abbie Hoffman

I think we are constantly faced with the same decision. The decision to be blindly obedient to authority versus the decision to try and change things…

- Abbie Hoffman

I believe in compulsory cannibalism. If people were forced to eat what they killed, there would be no more wars.

- Abbie Hoffman

Sacred cows make the tastiest hamburger.

- Abbie Hoffman

It is always the young that make the change. You don't get these ideas when you're middle-aged. Young people have daring, creativity, imagination and…

- Abbie Hoffman

The idea that media is there to educate us, or to inform us, is ridiculous because that's about tenth or eleventh on their list.

- Abbie Hoffman

Smoking dope and hanging up Che's picture is no more a commitment than drinking milk and collecting postage stamps. A revolution in consciousness is …

- Abbie Hoffman