I love Fidel Castro...I respect Fidel Castro. You know why? A lot of people have wanted to kill Fidel Castro for the last 60 years, but that motherfu…

- Ozzie Guillen

The only difference between me and the fans is I can't eat or drink during the game and you guys can't make moves. Besides that, we are pretty much t…

- Ozzie Guillen

He (Buck Showaleter) never even smelled a jock in the big leagues. Mr. Baseball never even got a hit in Triple-A. I was a better player than him, I h…

- Ozzie Guillen

I look back now and realize you have to learn the system. Not kiss ass, but you have to learn the system.

- Ozzie Guillen

Guillen wasn't finished about his intent to stick with Contreras with left-hander Neal Cotts warming up. He was dominating the Twins, ... People thin…

- Ozzie Guillen

In life there are worse things (then being fired by the Miami Marlins) and I have experienced them. I have lived through bad moments and I will get t…

- Ozzie Guillen

Yes, I would (be a big hit on Dancing with the Stars), but I don't think I can be wearing those tight outfits they have on there. I'm a very good dan…

- Ozzie Guillen