Beer commercials usually show big men, manly men, doing manly things: "You've just killed a small animal. It's time for a light beer." Why not have a realistic beer commercial, with a realistic thing about beer, where someone goes, "It's 5:00 in the morning. You've just pissed on a dumpster. It's Miller time."
Interpretation
This quote humorously critiques traditional beer commercials by suggesting a more relatable and realistic scenario.
Robin Williams uses humor to highlight the absurdity of typical beer commercials that often portray exaggerated masculinity and adventurous scenarios. By contrasting these with a mundane, realistic situation—pissing on a dumpster in the early morning—he brings attention to the ridiculousness of the idealized versions of masculinity often marketed in alcohol advertisements.
In practice
During a comedy show, use this quote to highlight the absurdity in typical advertising.
It's that idea that you can have one drink - and no you can't. Within a week I was drinking heavily. It was so quick that even I was like, 'Wow.' Because you have that initial warm feeling going, 'Oh, I remember this'. And your body does, too. And your body goes, 'Yeah, so do I'. Then the demon voice comes, 'Yeah, so do I. You know what would be great? You know we bought a little bottle before? A full bottle would be wonderful'.
I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself.
Sometimes over things that I did, movies that didn't turn out very well - you go, 'Why did you do that?' But in the end, I can't regret them because I met amazing people. There was always something that was worth it.
I've never been asked to appear on 'I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!,' so I guess I mustn't be on the professional skids just yet.
The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'
I write on big yellow legal pads - ideas in outline form when I'm doing stand-up and stuff. It's vivid that way. I can't type it into an iPad - I think that would put a filter into the process.
He burned his house down for the fire insurance and spent the proceeds on a telescope.
Poor empty pants With nobody inside them.
I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
Making people laugh is a really fabulous thing because it means you're getting deep inside somebody, into their psyche, and their ability to look at themselves.
America has never quite forgiven Europe for having been discovered somewhat earlier in history than itself.
RIBALDRY, n. Censorious language by another concerning oneself.
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