Inspirational Quotes, Motivational Sayings, and Wise Words for Daily Inspiration

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The biggest piece of advice that I give young comedians is: If it's your goal to get where I'm at, go do something else. Because you'll never get here. Never. The odds are so bad. Because not only do you have to be a really, really strong comedian but you also have to be lucky. And most people don't get that combination.

Ron White's Popular Quotes

The way my brain processes information is quite odd. I mean, I have Attention Deficit Disorder and another learning disability I can't even spell. I …

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I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability.

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I did not climb to the top of the food chain to eat carrots.

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Years ago, while I was watching a baseball game between the Baltimore Orioles and the Texas Rangers, I remember staring in awe at Cal Ripken. I reali…

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I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

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I believe that a bad Super Bowl halftime show is still better than a soccer game.

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You can't fix stupid. There's not a pill you can take, or a class you can go to.

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In Texas, we have the death penalty, and we use it. That's right. If you come to Texas and kill somebody, we will kill you back.

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We have hearing aids in order to fix our ears. We have lasik surgery in order to fix our eyes. People ... you can't fix stupid!

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