Think with the big head, man! Think with the big head!

- M. Leighton

I'll be peeing like a champion in no time

- M. Leighton

In love, sometimes what you fear is exactly what you need.

- M. Leighton

I have no clue. I have ovaries; therefore, I repel all things mechanical.

- M. Leighton

Not all guys that look a certain way or dress a certain way or act a certain way are the same.

- M. Leighton

I resist the urge to pump my fist. I'm not sure why, but I feel like I've just won some sort of competition worthy of headlines.

- M. Leighton

Happily ever after doesn't come easy. But for love, it's always worth the fight.

- M. Leighton

Somehow, while I wasn't looking, I fell. And I fell hard.

- M. Leighton

Blaze your own trail in life. Make your own choices and make your own mistakes. It's the only way you'll find your own happiness, not someone else's.

- M. Leighton