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I read a book twice as fast as anybody else. First, I read the beginning, and then I read the ending, and then I start in the middle and read toward whatever end I like best.

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When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.

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Classic Recipe for Roast Beef: 1 large Roast of beef 1 small Roast of beef Take the two roasts and put them in the oven. When the little one burns, t…

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This used to be a government of checks and balances. Now it's all checks and no balances.

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I don't see what difference it makes what side it's [your bread] buttered on. I always eat both sides.

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Never place a period where God has placed a comma.

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A friend asked her doctor if a woman should have children after thirty-five. I said, "Thirty-five children is enough for any woman.

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A platform is something a candidate stands for and the voters fall for.

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They laughed at Joan of Arc, but she went right ahead and built it.

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My mind works so fast. When I think of something I say it. Lots of times I say it even before I think of it.

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