If Brad Pitt gets Kristen Bell, it’s like, ‘Well, of course he did.’ With me, it should be, ‘Oh good, a normal-looking guy got her. Maybe I’ll get me a Kristen Bell.’ But guys hate my guts for always dating women I have no right to be with.
A man's main job is to protect his woman from her desire to 'get bangs' every other month. - Dax Shepard
A man's main job is to protect his woman from her desire to 'get bangs' every other month.
- Dax Shepard
I'm an off-road racecar driver. And I think every woman in my life has told me that's not a sensible hobby. But when I was growing, even more than I … - Dax Shepard
I'm an off-road racecar driver. And I think every woman in my life has told me that's not a sensible hobby. But when I was growing, even more than I …
I try to approach making movies in a way that it's about the making of them and not the result of them, if that makes sense. - Dax Shepard
I try to approach making movies in a way that it's about the making of them and not the result of them, if that makes sense.
Because 98 percent of our ideas are not great ideas, or everyone would be a billionaire. So yeah. That's something people have had a lot of experienc… - Dax Shepard
Because 98 percent of our ideas are not great ideas, or everyone would be a billionaire. So yeah. That's something people have had a lot of experienc…
Here's the funny thing about the response I've been aware of to my dating famous people: It's been very negative. I'm either not good-looking enough,… - Dax Shepard
Here's the funny thing about the response I've been aware of to my dating famous people: It's been very negative. I'm either not good-looking enough,…
When I look at her, it's like when I was in seventh grade and fell in love for the first time, where it's debilitating. That's available 24/7 if I wa… - Dax Shepard
When I look at her, it's like when I was in seventh grade and fell in love for the first time, where it's debilitating. That's available 24/7 if I wa…
From 18 to 29 I was a heavy smoker, heavy drinker, drug addict, terrible eater and philanderer. The past eight years, since I got sober, have honestl… - Dax Shepard
From 18 to 29 I was a heavy smoker, heavy drinker, drug addict, terrible eater and philanderer. The past eight years, since I got sober, have honestl…
People only attack when they see weakness or when they think that someone is ashamed of it or embarrassed and they can't wait to stick it to 'em. - Dax Shepard
People only attack when they see weakness or when they think that someone is ashamed of it or embarrassed and they can't wait to stick it to 'em.
Success is just a war of attrition. Sure, there's an element of talent you should probably possess, but if you stick around long enough, eventually s… - Dax Shepard
Success is just a war of attrition. Sure, there's an element of talent you should probably possess, but if you stick around long enough, eventually s…
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