Quotes on Dating

Doubt is a pain too lonely to know that faith is his twin brother.

There are all kinds of love in this world but never the same love twice.

Kisses are a better fate than wisdom.

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.

Let's face it: a date is a job-interview, that lasts all night. The only difference between a date and a job interview is: not many job-interviews is there a chance you'll end up naked at the end of it.

Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.

The reason why so few marriages are happy is because young ladies spend their time in making nets, not in making cages.

Love is like swallowing hot chocolate before it has cooled off. It takes you by surprise at first, but keeps you warm for a long time.

Neither a Fortress nor a Maidenhead will hold out long after they begin to parley.

Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion.

Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.

It seems essential, in relationships and all tasks, that we concentrate only on what is most significant and important.

Dating is pressure and tension. What is a date, really, but a job interview that lasts all night?

We should leave people alone about their weight. Being skinny for a while (provided you actually eat food and don't take pills or smoke to get there) is a perfectly fine pastime. Everyone should try it once, like a super-short haircut or dating a white guy.

I don't expect that the million will ever be won, simply because there is no confirming evidence for any paranormal claims to date.

I feel like my dating life has become a national pastime, and Im not comfortable providing that entertainment anymore.

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.

It seems to me that I have always existed and that I possess memories that date back to the Pharaohs.

My single young friends, we counsel you to channel your associations with the opposite sex into dating patterns that have the potential to mature into marriage, not hanging-out patterns that only have the prospect to mature into team sports like touch football. Marriage is not a group activity—at least not until the children come along in goodly numbers

Domestic violence does not only happen to adults. Forty percent of girls age 14 to 17 report knowing someone their age who has been hit or beaten by a boyfriend, and approximately one in five female high school students reports being physically and sexually abused by a dating partner.