Life is a near-death experience.
George CarlinRead
Bullshit is truly the American soundtrack.
Interpretation
This quote suggests that nonsense and superficiality are prevalent in American culture.
George Carlin's quote highlights the pervasive nature of insincerity and triviality in American society, indicating that much of what is presented as important or entertaining often lacks substance and meaning. The use of the word 'bullshit' emphasizes the idea that such triviality can become an integral part of the cultural experience, much like a soundtrack accompanies a film, influencing perceptions and attitudes.
In practice
During a debate on media sensationalism, one could quote Carlin to emphasize the absurdity prevalent in public discourse.
Life is a near-death experience.
Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: “We are the proud parents of a child who’s self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn’t need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car."
If you've got a cat and a leg, you've got a happy cat. If you've got a cat and two legs, you've got a party.
This is a lttle prayer dedicated to the separation of church and state. I guess if they are going to force those kids to pray in schools they might as well have a nice prayer like this: Our Father who art in heaven, and to the republic for which it stands, thy kingdom come, one nation indivisible as in heaven, give us this day as we forgive those who so proudly we hail. Crown thy good into temptation but deliver us from the twilight's last gleaming. Amen and Awomen.
Some people try to get out of jury duty by lying. You don't have to lie. Tell the judge the truth. Tell him you'd make a terrific juror because you can spot guilty people.
Intelligence tests are biased toward the literate.
You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude.
Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind.
I didn't know if I could be funny on stage or write a joke. But I saw that there are no rules. If you're funny offstage, you can figure out a way to be funny onstage.
Humor is one of the most serious tools we have for dealing with impossible situations.
The only bright spot in the entire evening was the presence of Kevin "Tubby" Matchwell, the eleven-year-old porker who tackled the role of Santa with a beguiling authenticity. The false beard tended to muffle his speech, but they could hear his chafing thighs all the way to the North Pole.
Just to keep bad dreams at bay, she took a swig out of a bottle that smelled of apples and happy brain-death.
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