Life is a near-death experience.
George CarlinRead
Bullshit is truly the American soundtrack.
Interpretation
This quote suggests that nonsense and superficiality are prevalent in American culture.
George Carlin's quote highlights the pervasive nature of insincerity and triviality in American society, indicating that much of what is presented as important or entertaining often lacks substance and meaning. The use of the word 'bullshit' emphasizes the idea that such triviality can become an integral part of the cultural experience, much like a soundtrack accompanies a film, influencing perceptions and attitudes.
In practice
During a debate on media sensationalism, one could quote Carlin to emphasize the absurdity prevalent in public discourse.
Life is a near-death experience.
Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: “We are the proud parents of a child who’s self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn’t need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car."
If you've got a cat and a leg, you've got a happy cat. If you've got a cat and two legs, you've got a party.
This is a lttle prayer dedicated to the separation of church and state. I guess if they are going to force those kids to pray in schools they might as well have a nice prayer like this: Our Father who art in heaven, and to the republic for which it stands, thy kingdom come, one nation indivisible as in heaven, give us this day as we forgive those who so proudly we hail. Crown thy good into temptation but deliver us from the twilight's last gleaming. Amen and Awomen.
Some people try to get out of jury duty by lying. You don't have to lie. Tell the judge the truth. Tell him you'd make a terrific juror because you can spot guilty people.
Intelligence tests are biased toward the literate.
If you can't make fun of yourself, you don't have any right to make fun of others
Simple. I got very bored and depressed, so I went and plugged myself in to its external computer feed. I talked to the computer at great length and explained my view of the Universe to it," said Marvin. "And what happened?" pressed Ford. "It committed suicide," said Marvin and stalked off back to the Heart of Gold.
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
The way Calvin's brain is wired, you can almost hear the fuses blowing.
No, my friend, I am not drunk. I have just been to the dentist, and need not return for another six months! Is it not the most beautiful thought? --Poirot
If compliments were food, I'd have starved to death 28 years ago.
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