Life is a near-death experience.
George CarlinRead
Capitalism tries for a delicate balance: It attempts to work things out so that everyone gets just enough stuff to keep them from getting violent and trying to take other people’s stuff.
Interpretation
Capitalism aims to maintain social order by ensuring a basic level of material comfort for everyone.
In this quote, George Carlin critiques capitalism by highlighting its inherent need to create a balance between individual desires and social stability. He suggests that the system provides just enough resources and goods to the populace to prevent chaos and unrest, implying that underlying tensions exist within capitalist structures and that the distribution of wealth is crucial for societal peace.
In practice
This quote can be used to spark a discussion on the sustainability of capitalism during a lecture on economics.
Life is a near-death experience.
Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: “We are the proud parents of a child who’s self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn’t need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car."
If you've got a cat and a leg, you've got a happy cat. If you've got a cat and two legs, you've got a party.
This is a lttle prayer dedicated to the separation of church and state. I guess if they are going to force those kids to pray in schools they might as well have a nice prayer like this: Our Father who art in heaven, and to the republic for which it stands, thy kingdom come, one nation indivisible as in heaven, give us this day as we forgive those who so proudly we hail. Crown thy good into temptation but deliver us from the twilight's last gleaming. Amen and Awomen.
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Intelligence tests are biased toward the literate.
Power is a disease one has no desire to be cured of.
Now is the time for Afro-realism: for sound policies based on honest data, aimed at delivering results.
We are all ghosts of yesterday, and the phantom of tomorrow awaits us alike in sunshine or in shadow, dimly perceived at times, never entirely lost.
There is no doubt that life is given us, not to be enjoyed, but to be overcome; to be got over.
Disobedience to conscience is voluntary; bad poetry, on the other hand, is usually not made on purpose.
Question: What is the opposite of faith? Not disbelief. Too final, certain, closed. Itself is a kind of belief. Doubt.
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