A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston Pass. Motorists are asked to be on the lookout for 16 hardened criminals.

- Ronnie Corbett

I think people feel starved of nice, glamorous entertainment. They want to see costumes and gaiety and a singer; old-fashioned entertainment - it won…

- Ronnie Corbett

I wasn't a very athletic boy. I was once lapped in the long jump

- Ronnie Corbett

I certainly treasure the memory and indeed the picture, which still hangs in my house in Scotland, of Ronnie Barker and I with the Choir when we came…

- Ronnie Corbett

It is true that whisky improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it.

- Ronnie Corbett