I think that's how Chicago got started. A bunch of people in New York said, 'Gee, I'm enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just isn't cold enough. Let's go west.'
The Web brings people together because no matter what kind of a twisted sexual mutant you happen to be, you've got millions of pals out there. Type i… - Richard Jeni
The Web brings people together because no matter what kind of a twisted sexual mutant you happen to be, you've got millions of pals out there. Type i…
- Richard Jeni
I don't get that - people going to war over religion. I don't know, I could see going to war over justice or democracy or even revenge. But if you're… - Richard Jeni
I don't get that - people going to war over religion. I don't know, I could see going to war over justice or democracy or even revenge. But if you're…
A bunch of money-grubbin', greenhouse-gasing, seal-clubbing, oil-drilling, Bible-thumping, missile-firing, right-to-life-ing, lethal-injecting hypocr… - Richard Jeni
A bunch of money-grubbin', greenhouse-gasing, seal-clubbing, oil-drilling, Bible-thumping, missile-firing, right-to-life-ing, lethal-injecting hypocr…
I always look for a woman who has a tattoo. I see a woman with a tattoo, and I'm thinking, okay, here's a gal who's capable of making a decision she… - Richard Jeni
I always look for a woman who has a tattoo. I see a woman with a tattoo, and I'm thinking, okay, here's a gal who's capable of making a decision she…
A bunch of bong-smoking, America-bashing, flag-burning, yoga-posing, incense-burning, dolphin-saving, salmon-eating hypocrites. These are the sensiti… - Richard Jeni
A bunch of bong-smoking, America-bashing, flag-burning, yoga-posing, incense-burning, dolphin-saving, salmon-eating hypocrites. These are the sensiti…
In life your dreams may not come true, but sooner or later one of your nightmares will. - Richard Jeni
In life your dreams may not come true, but sooner or later one of your nightmares will.
Live each day as if it were the last day of your life because, so far, it is. - Richard Jeni
Live each day as if it were the last day of your life because, so far, it is.
Success is like toilet paper, it only seems important when you don't have it. - Richard Jeni
Success is like toilet paper, it only seems important when you don't have it.
Religious war at its simplest is killing each other over who has the best imaginary friend. - Richard Jeni
Religious war at its simplest is killing each other over who has the best imaginary friend.
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