Chihuahua. There's a waste of dog food. Looks like a dog that is still far away.

- Billiam Coronel

I like Yorkshire terriers. They're good to wash your car with. They fit right in the bucket.

- Billiam Coronel

Don't spend two dollars to dry clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it and put it on a hanger. Next morning buy it b…

- Billiam Coronel