Cleanliness is not next to godliness. It isn't even in the same neighborhood. No one has ever gotten a religious experience out of removing burned-on cheese from the grill of the toaster oven.
It seemed rather incongruous that in a society of super sophisticated communication, we often suffer from a shortage of listeners. - Erma Bombeck
It seemed rather incongruous that in a society of super sophisticated communication, we often suffer from a shortage of listeners.
- Erma Bombeck
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. - Erma Bombeck
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
A member of the committee slapped a name tag over my left bosom. "What shall we name the other one?" I smiled. She was not amused. - Erma Bombeck
A member of the committee slapped a name tag over my left bosom. "What shall we name the other one?" I smiled. She was not amused.
Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart. - Erma Bombeck
Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart.
Someday, when my children are old enough to understand the logic that motivates a mother, I'll tell them: I loved you enough to bug you about where y… - Erma Bombeck
Someday, when my children are old enough to understand the logic that motivates a mother, I'll tell them: I loved you enough to bug you about where y…
I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch… - Erma Bombeck
I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch…
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
Some emotions don't make a lot of noise. It's hard to hear pride. Caring is real faint - like a heartbeat. And pure love - why, some days it's so qui… - Erma Bombeck
Some emotions don't make a lot of noise. It's hard to hear pride. Caring is real faint - like a heartbeat. And pure love - why, some days it's so qui…
When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. - Erma Bombeck
When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out.
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