These are the days of bootleg love.

- James Thurber

Don't count your boobies until they are hatched.

- James Thurber

The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself.

- James Thurber

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why.

- James Thurber

There are two kinds of light - the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures.

- James Thurber

There is no exception to the rule that every rule has an exception.

- James Thurber

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.

- James Thurber

Beautiful things don't ask for attention.

- James Thurber

I do not have a psychiatrist and I do not want one, for the simple reason that if he listened to me long enough, he might become disturbed.

- James Thurber