I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

- Will Rogers

I know worrying works, because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened.

- Will Rogers

There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence fo…

- Will Rogers

The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.

- Will Rogers

The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.

- Will Rogers

If America ever passes out as a great nation, we ought to put on our tombstone: America died from a delusion she had Moral Leadership.

- Will Rogers

Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans

- Will Rogers

Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse.

- Will Rogers

I would love to see Mr. (Henry) Ford in there, really. I don't know who started the idea that a President must be a Politician instead of a Business …

- Will Rogers