PALM, n. A species of tree . . . of which the familiar "itching palm" ("Palma hominis") is most widely distributed . . . . This noble vegetable exudes a kind of invisible gum, which may be detected by applying to the bark a piece of gold or silver.
Compromise, n. Such an adjustment of conflicting interests as gives each adversary the satisfaction of thinking he has got what he ought not to have, and is deprived of nothing except what was justly his due.
Interpretation
What this quote means
Compromise is a negotiation where each party feels they have gained something, even if it's not entirely fair.
This quote from Ambrose Bierce satirically defines compromise as a situation where conflicting interests are adjusted so that each participant believes they have obtained a fair outcome, despite the inherent inequities. It highlights the often ironic nature of compromise, suggesting that in trying to satisfy conflicting desires, parties may leave feeling both gratified and unjustly shortchanged.
Themes
In practice
Example use cases
In a team meeting discussing project roles, one might say, 'As Ambrose Bierce noted, compromise often means everyone leaves thinking they got something they shouldn't have.'
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All quotes →Human nature is pretty well balanced; for every lacking virtue there is a rough substitute that will serve at a pinch--as cunning is the wisdom of the unwise, and ferocity the courage of the coward.
Indigestion: A disease which the patient and his friends frequently mistake for deep religious conviction and concern for the salvation of mankind. As the simple Red Man of the Western Wild put it, with, it must be confessed, a certain force: 'Plenty well, no pray; big belly ache, heap God.'
Disobey n:To celebrate with an appropriate ceremony the maturity of a command
NOUMENON, n. That which exists, as distinguished from that which merely seems to exist, the latter being a phenomenon. The noumenon is a bit difficult to locate; it can be apprehended only by a process of reasoning - which is a phenomenon.
PARDON, v. To remit a penalty and restore to the life of crime. To add to the lure of crime the temptation of ingratitude.
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