Everything is dangerous, my dear fellow. If it wasn't so, life wouldn't be worth living.
Oscar WildeRead
Tell the cook of this restaurant with my compliments that these are the very worst sandwiches in the whole world, and that, when I ask for a watercress sandwich, I do not mean a loaf with a field in the middle of it.
Interpretation
Oscar Wilde humorously critiques a poorly made sandwich, emphasizing expectations versus reality.
In this quote, Oscar Wilde uses humor and wit to express his disappointment with a sandwich that fails to meet his expectations. By describing it as the worst in the world and demanding a clear distinction between what he asked for and what he received, he highlights the absurdity of poor service in restaurants and the importance of attention to detail in culinary experiences.
In practice
During a food critic's speech at a culinary event.
Everything is dangerous, my dear fellow. If it wasn't so, life wouldn't be worth living.
London is too full of fogs and serious people. Whether the fogs produce the serious people, or whether the serious people produce the fogs, I don't know.
When one has never heard a man's name in the course of one's life, it speaks volumes for him; he must be quite respectable.
Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.
A truth ceases to be true when more than one person believes in it.
His morality is all sympathy, just what morality should be
Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let us drink beer!
At times of the severest depression, humor is what binds people together.
Too much of anything is bad, but too much Champagne is just right.
Yeah, we’ll call you,” muttered Ron as the knight disappeared, “If we ever need someone mental.
You have two choices, two paths to take as a comedian. You can tackle the difficult subjects and be harsh about it, be brash, be abrasive. But adding hatred to racism is not going to help everybody. So I like to have fun around it.
For what good turn? Messenger: For the best turn of the bed.
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